Second Rocket Jump

Citizens of Mayfield, it has come to my attention that my household is in need of the services of a domestic specialist. My "wife" is currently incapable of cooking until otherwise noted and I will be damned if I allow her to work at half capacity until this problem is dealt with. THAT is not how a man of character operates! So while my "wife" is on leave, I will be requesting the aid of an private sector laborer.

In short, I need a maid.

I will be interviewing any possible applicants over the phone.