Fourth Rocket Jump

[unlessitsafarm]

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Respawn time in this shithole is terrible. God damnit...

HEY DOC, since you're apparently here now, mind telling me what the hell this pickaxe does? It sure as hell isn't normal. I threw away the instruction manual when I got it, so I'm GUESSING you might have some clue.

And give it in English, doc.

Comments

[healforscience.livejournal.com]

But it iz a pickaxe. It iz pretty simple. Vhy do you need a manual? Besizes, I figured you vould say zat "manuals are for pussies!" or somethink.

Ach...not ze best. I think zat zhey 'ave decided on zome time apart. I am not sure about ze details. I ave more zhen half a mind to destroy im.

[unless-itsafarm.livejournal.com]

You and me both, doc. And if this pickaxe has enough power in it to do what I saw it do, then that little whelp has a world class ass kicking coming to him. Little bastard BACKSTABBED me. I'm beginning to think he's a BLU Spy!

[healforscience.livejournal.com]

Zhat sounds about right. Though I do not agree on ze Spy part.




[eyes narrow]

...e iz not French.

[unless-itsafarm.livejournal.com]

HE CAN FAKE AN ACCENT!

[healforscience.livejournal.com]

I don't know. Pyro seemz to trust him, und 'e never trusts anyvone. But on ze ohzer hand, I vouldn't mind causing some damage.

[unless-itsafarm.livejournal.com]

Pyro is hysterical! Stockholm Syndrome! You krauts are supposed to know this!

If I see that gangly sack of shit again I'm going to put a shell full of buckshot between his eyes!

[healforscience.livejournal.com]

I am not so sure about zhat, but...vhatever you say.

[He raises his hand a moment, then reminds himself that THIS IS SOLDIER he's talking to.]

But if you give me reasons zhat you think he should be killed beyond your vild assumptions, I vill 'elp you.

[unless-itsafarm.livejournal.com]

He's proved a danger to this team. Physically and psychologically. He cannot be trusted and I, for one, would feel better knowing he was an enemy for certain rather than a shaky ally.

So I propose we make the distinction clear. By killing that worthless maggot.

[healforscience.livejournal.com]

Zhen confront 'im about it?

How vould killink him tell you if he vas an enemy or not?

[unless-itsafarm.livejournal.com]

You don't make nice with the people that intend to kill you, doc. I ain't no peacenik pinko bastard and I am going to draw the line if that coward won't!

[healforscience.livejournal.com]

You don't 'ave to be nice vhen you confront somevone, you know. Though if you are demandink answers, I am sure zhat he may apologize...

[unless-itsafarm.livejournal.com]

I don't want an apology, god damnit, I want him to suffer!