unlessitsafarm: (... war? War is hell boys...)
RED Soldier ([personal profile] unlessitsafarm) wrote2010-01-05 08:08 pm

Fourth Rocket Jump

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Respawn time in this shithole is terrible. God damnit...

HEY DOC, since you're apparently here now, mind telling me what the hell this pickaxe does? It sure as hell isn't normal. I threw away the instruction manual when I got it, so I'm GUESSING you might have some clue.

And give it in English, doc.

[identity profile] unless-itsafarm.livejournal.com 2010-01-07 10:09 am (UTC)(link)
Well then get a case of beer, some tools, and we'll fix'em together you sorry sack of rotten potatoes! Didn't you ever learn hot to bond in a manly fashion!

[identity profile] muffled-noises.livejournal.com 2010-01-07 10:41 am (UTC)(link)
I never had anyone TO bond with.

[identity profile] unless-itsafarm.livejournal.com 2010-01-07 11:32 am (UTC)(link)
Well you're bonding with me whether you like it or not you gutless son of a bitch! Now let's get some beer!

[identity profile] muffled-noises.livejournal.com 2010-01-07 11:33 am (UTC)(link)
How am I gutless, jarhead?!

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Beer's been gotten, by the way. Had a case sitting in the fridge.

[identity profile] muffled-noises.livejournal.com 2010-01-07 11:37 am (UTC)(link)
...Best I can get in this place.

[identity profile] muffled-noises.livejournal.com 2010-01-07 09:27 pm (UTC)(link)
That's what I thought. Now get your ass over here and let's start fixing the damage you caused.