Eighth Rocket Jump

[unlessitsafarm]

-Ladies and gentlemen of Goldberg Street... A car has just blown up. A literal explosion + fireball.

Why, do you ask? What is the cause of all this ruckus?

Well there are two men, you see. Two men dressed in red. And they are both drunk. And bored. And have deadly weapons.

They are playing dodgeball with rockets.-

HA HAAA! That was a good one! Let's see if we can hit something bigger! Get ready!

[[ Pyro and Soldier are playing the most awesome of TF2 games, DODGEBALL, of course they are playing the Soldier VS Pyro variant. They aren't aiming at each other (except for Soldier's initial firing of a rocket at Pyro in the first place), but rather reflecting rockets into other objects.

They might just hit your house. ]]

Comments

[unless-itsafarm.livejournal.com]

What are you, some kind of teet-fed sissy? No one was IN the car! It's a casualty of war!

[inb4gar.livejournal.com]

Please don't tell me you're going to use that as an excuse to the police.

[unless-itsafarm.livejournal.com]

I happen to outrank Grady's fat ass.

[inb4gar.livejournal.com]

Oh good. Maybe you can remind him about that when he does come around and tell him to make us a way out of this town for all of us to go back home.

[unless-itsafarm.livejournal.com]

Better idea. I put a boot in his ass!

[inb4gar.livejournal.com]

... if you manage to do that, I'll have some new respect for you.

[unless-itsafarm.livejournal.com]

Already did it once.

[inb4gar.livejournal.com]

This counts as one of those 'see it to believe it' things.

[unless-itsafarm.livejournal.com]

Grab a beer and stick around, then.

[inb4gar.livejournal.com]

I'll pass on the beer, but I guess I should stick around just in case you do get into some trouble. Just try not to get anyone hurt from this.

[unless-itsafarm.livejournal.com]

Oh I'm sorry, Little Miss Twinkle Tits, did you want me to get you a bottle of milk instead?

[inb4gar.livejournal.com]

Tch! This guy is really getting on my nerves!

You know as well as I do that the milk isn't safe to drink! Or are you purposely going to give me a poisoned drink for reasons only you would know?

[unless-itsafarm.livejournal.com]

No, I'm calling you a woman. Now have a beer.

[inb4gar.livejournal.com]

Pass.

What ever made giving someone under the age limit any alcohol a good idea to begin with?

[unless-itsafarm.livejournal.com]

I'm afraid I don't have a substitute for sucking on your momma's tit, nancy.

[inb4gar.livejournal.com]

[GOD I REALLY WANT TO PUNCH YOU IN THE FACE. But instead, I'll make a grab for a beer bottle.]

Trace on.

[unless-itsafarm.livejournal.com]

-SOLDIER LOOKS ON. He is interested in what this boy is about to do.-

[inb4gar.livejournal.com]

[So what happens to glass when you pour too much mana into it via reinforcement? It explodes. But since Shirou is holding it to the side, the glass will shatter directly at one side and the liquid contents splashed everywhere... and he's reaching for another bottle.]

[unless-itsafarm.livejournal.com]

... The hell are you doing, boy?