unlessitsafarm: (PUMPING UP)
RED Soldier ([personal profile] unlessitsafarm) wrote2010-06-20 09:28 pm

Ninth Rocket Jump

JUST WHAT IN THE SAM HILL IS GOING ON NOW?

Someone make me a rib sandwich! I cannot rage on an empty stomach!

Let me tell you a story, Mayfield. A story about MY father! My father was a man who was a righteous pillar of masculine identity! He was strong! Disciplined! Gentle to the women! Firm with the women when they yammered on too long about needing an electric oven! And he taught me a VERY important lesson!

You wanna know what that lesson is, Mayfield?

Spare the rod, spoil the child. Do I LOOK spoiled to you? I most certainly do NOT you pack of worthless mongrels! MAYBE A LITTLE DISCIPLINE SHOULD BE INSERTED INTO WHERE YOUR SPINES SHOULD BE SO YOU DON'T LOSE YOUR GODDAMNED MINDS EVERY TIME SOMETHING HAPPENS IN THIS SHITHOLE LIE OF A TOWN!

AND WHERE THE HELL IS MY RIB SANDWICH!

[[ Be sure to check here and help me make sure I didn't forget anyone, orz ]]

[identity profile] unless-itsafarm.livejournal.com 2010-06-21 08:25 am (UTC)(link)
I'm as surprised as you are. But I'm not complaining.

[identity profile] muffled-noises.livejournal.com 2010-06-21 08:27 am (UTC)(link)
Now I'm just hungry, shit.

[identity profile] unless-itsafarm.livejournal.com 2010-06-21 08:20 pm (UTC)(link)
Well shit, son, I've got a ton of them now! Come over and have a few beers!

[identity profile] muffled-noises.livejournal.com 2010-06-22 03:16 am (UTC)(link)
Don't have to tell me twice.

[identity profile] unless-itsafarm.livejournal.com 2010-06-22 04:44 am (UTC)(link)
This is the best damn day of my life.

[identity profile] muffled-noises.livejournal.com 2010-06-23 05:45 pm (UTC)(link)
*Pyro just laughs.*