Tenth Rocket Jump

[unlessitsafarm]

-Ladies and gentlemen, this is 849 Goldberg Street. And for those of you who are not already familiar with it, THIS is the home of the Soldier.

He is drunk. And so is muffled_noises. And they have pots on their heads.

What are they doing with pots on their heads? They are ramming each other.

Ladies and gentlemen, this is 849 Goldberg Street. And this is not unusual.-

Comments

[makemebreakfast.livejournal.com]

Aww. But hey, that was really good!

[Arcueid moves over to poke at the poor man, seeing if he's at least alive...if not unconscious.]

[unless-itsafarm.livejournal.com]

-He is out like a light.-

[makemebreakfast.livejournal.com]

Oh...man you're really gone.

Did I go a bit overboard?

[Arcueid prods at Soldier with her foot, shaking him a bit to see if he'd snap out of it.]

Ohh...I hope I didn't kill you.

[muffled-noises.livejournal.com]

No, you didn't kill him. Takes a lot more than that to kill him. He'll be up in a minute.

*Pyro's sitting on the ground near the cooler full of beer, smoking.*

Want one?

[makemebreakfast.livejournal.com]

A cigarette? No thanks, I don't smoke.

[Arcueid gives Soldier one last look before she goes to sit down on the other side of the cooler. She wants to be there when he wakes up.]

Do you two do stuff like this a lot? If so, I'm gonna have to walk down this street more often.

[muffled-noises.livejournal.com]

A smoke, a beer, whatever. You want a drink?

*There's a bit of blood trickling down from under Pyro's pot helmet.*

Only when we're bored and drunk. It...happens a lot.

[makemebreakfast.livejournal.com]

[Arcueid fishes a beer out of the cooler, popping it open and taking a swig.]

Yea, I'm gonna have to walk down this street more often. You two are fun.

I never see those BLU guys that you don't like doing this kind of stuff. That's the difference, right? You guys wear red, and the others wear blue?

[muffled-noises.livejournal.com]

There's more of a difference than that...Somewhere. They're a bunch of uptight jackasses.

[makemebreakfast.livejournal.com]

Like, they don't like to run into each other with pots on their heads and other fun stuff like that?

[Arcueid sips at her beer...bleh. But she still drinks it, cuz she's kind of thirsty.]

[muffled-noises.livejournal.com]

Pretty much. There's other stuff, too, but...can't think of it.

[makemebreakfast.livejournal.com]

That sounds pretty boring.

So, what, you guys and the blue guys are in a war or something in your world? I hear all of you sometimes.

[muffled-noises.livejournal.com]

Yep. We're mercenaries in the same war.

[makemebreakfast.livejournal.com]

So you're each mercenaries on different sides?

...and do you guys really call yourselves red team and blue team? Like some kind of game show?

[muffled-noises.livejournal.com]

Yep.

no. RED and BLU - Reliable Excavation and Demolition and...Builder's League United, I think.

[makemebreakfast.livejournal.com]

Oh! So it's abbreviations.

Your world sounds pretty weird.