Tenth Rocket Jump

[unlessitsafarm]

-Ladies and gentlemen, this is 849 Goldberg Street. And for those of you who are not already familiar with it, THIS is the home of the Soldier.

He is drunk. And so is muffled_noises. And they have pots on their heads.

What are they doing with pots on their heads? They are ramming each other.

Ladies and gentlemen, this is 849 Goldberg Street. And this is not unusual.-

Comments

[muffled-noises.livejournal.com]

Yeah, well. You're here.

*Swings it again.*

1/2

[mokori-love.livejournal.com]

[Jumps back from the swing and--]

[mokori-love.livejournal.com]

[YEAH FUCK YOU NYAAAA.]

[muffled-noises.livejournal.com]

*He steps around behind him and makes like he's going to give up...only he totally doesn't and makes another swing. Pyro is unimpressed.*

[mokori-love.livejournal.com]

[I can do this all day, brosef!

SWAN DIVE CARTWHEEL~]

[muffled-noises.livejournal.com]

*So can he. He might just end up throwing the thing at you and good luck dodging that.*

[mokori-love.livejournal.com]

[I'M TELLING OLIVIER YOU'RE BULLYING ME.]

[Catches the sledgehammer with his FACE. Meh, his nose is bleeding, but it's hardly a problem after dealing with Kaori for so many years... I kind of miss her, even.]

You guys are just being unprofessional.

[Throws sledgehammer over shoulder.]

[muffled-noises.livejournal.com]

...Holy shit.

*Pyro's completely dumbfounded for the moment.*

...I'm gonna need that back.

[mokkorilove.livejournal.com]

Get it yourself! You're the one who threw it.

[FROWN.]

Do you guys beat each other senseless every day? I mean, I knew Mayfield was boring, but there's gotta be a better way to handle your aggression.