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RED Soldier ([personal profile] unlessitsafarm) wrote2010-10-27 04:39 pm

Twelth Rocket Jump [DRONE FILTER]

LISTEN UP, MAGGOTS! I'M NOT GOING TO SAY THIS MORE THAN ONCE!

If you want to live, get your ass to the hospital.

If you want to fight, get your ass to the hospital.

RED is setting up a Control Point. Either get behind us or risk your house getting sacked. Your call, maggots.

Soldier, out

[identity profile] buildstherobots.livejournal.com 2010-10-28 08:36 am (UTC)(link)
[Yes. Yes he is.]

You are a wretch! A wretch and a savage with nothing in your head! And I'm not a woman; I'm just as much a man as you are!

[Sure, Dist; you tell yourself that.]

[identity profile] unless-itsafarm.livejournal.com 2010-10-28 08:51 am (UTC)(link)
HA! I'd like to see you prove it, you perfumey shit stain.

[identity profile] buildstherobots.livejournal.com 2010-10-28 08:53 am (UTC)(link)
Wh... what did you just call me?!

[identity profile] buildstherobots.livejournal.com 2010-10-28 08:59 am (UTC)(link)
I'll murder I'll destroy you! How dare you speak to me like that, you worthless knuckle-dragging brute?!

[identity profile] unless-itsafarm.livejournal.com 2010-10-28 09:08 am (UTC)(link)
-He is literally laughing.- You and what army?

[identity profile] buildstherobots.livejournal.com 2010-10-28 05:40 pm (UTC)(link)
I don't need an army! I'll crush you with my beautiful Kaiser!

[identity profile] unless-itsafarm.livejournal.com 2010-10-28 09:17 pm (UTC)(link)
-And more laughing.-

You mean that hunk of junk you tried to take down city hall with?!

[identity profile] buildstherobots.livejournal.com 2010-10-28 09:25 pm (UTC)(link)
He's not junk, he's a beautiful masterpiece! And how did you know about that?!

[identity profile] unless-itsafarm.livejournal.com 2010-10-29 01:16 am (UTC)(link)
How I know is none of your damned business, maggot.

[identity profile] buildstherobots.livejournal.com 2010-10-29 01:18 am (UTC)(link)
I'm not a maggot! Don't make fun of me or you'll regret it!!

[He pounds his fist on the table.]

And it absolutely is my business!

[identity profile] unless-itsafarm.livejournal.com 2010-10-29 03:37 am (UTC)(link)
Oh I'm sorry. I couldn't hear you over the sound of you being a NAMBY PAMBY JACKWAGON!

worst therapist ever

[identity profile] buildstherobots.livejournal.com 2010-10-29 03:41 am (UTC)(link)
[Dist practically snarls.]

Where do you live?!

[identity profile] unless-itsafarm.livejournal.com 2010-10-29 04:28 am (UTC)(link)
If you can't figure that out, you really are pathetic.