Third Rocket Jump

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No, I'm pretty sure this is NOT Germany.

WHERE THE HELL ARE MY PROVISIONS?

It's a Nazi plot, I'm sure! They've found me out!

WELL THEY'D BETTER COME EXPECTING HELL! I'LL TAKE THEM ALL DOWN WITH A SHOVEL IF I HAVE TO! THEY'LL NEVER TAKE THIS SOLDIER ALIVE!

[[ ... you can pretty much guess here. ]]

Comments

[kleinefurstin.livejournal.com]

Please don't eat me

[unless-itsafarm.livejournal.com]

Little Miss, I need MREs and water rations before I turn to shit like cannibalism.

[kleinefurstin.livejournal.com]

[Blank stare.]

[unless-itsafarm.livejournal.com]

... I'm not going to eat you.

[kleinefurstin.livejournal.com]

Oh, that's good.

[unless-itsafarm.livejournal.com]

What's your name, little miss?

[kleinefurstin.livejournal.com]

Vaduz

[unless-itsafarm.livejournal.com]

Cute name for a foreigner!