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Tenth Rocket Jump

-Ladies and gentlemen, this is 849 Goldberg Street. And for those of you who are not already familiar with it, THIS is the home of the Soldier.

He is drunk. And so is muffled_noises. And they have pots on their heads.

What are they doing with pots on their heads? They are ramming each other.

Ladies and gentlemen, this is 849 Goldberg Street. And this is not unusual.-

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-CLANG! AGAIN!-

[Arcueid is just clapping and laughing.]

C'mon, you two can do better than that! I wanna see some skulls crack!!

DO NOT LOOK AT ME, WOMAN, I DID NOT ASK YOU A QUESTION!

[Soldier, no you did not.]

Excuse me? If you've got something to say, don't say it! Let me grab a bucket, and you can tell me THAT way!

-ff...ffff...PFFFFTHAHAHAHA Soldier laughs mightily.-

You think you've got what it takes?

[Arcueid picks up a pot from the many that seem to be lying around. She puts it over her head and gives it a two-handed slap on each side.]

Let's do it. I hope that skull is as thick as it seems.

Edited 2010-07-26 01:38 (UTC)

Woman, you don't stand a chance. -And he readies his charge.-

[Arcueid bends down low, readying her own charge. Instead of a full on charge, however, she uses all of her insane strength to launch from the crouched position, coming at Soldier head first like a goddamn ROCKET.]

-Somehow, Soldier did not think his brilliant plan through. And when they collide, he is slid a damn good distance, leaving twin trails of rubber from the soles of his boots.

He is still standing.-

[Arcueid lifts the pot up a bit, looking at the still standing soldier with a bit of amazement.]

Wow, you're GOOD! I guess you deserve to talk to anyone however you want.

Ready to go again?

[At this point, she looks less pissed and more like she's just having FUN.]

-... And then he falls over in a heap of man.-

Aww. But hey, that was really good!

[Arcueid moves over to poke at the poor man, seeing if he's at least alive...if not unconscious.]

-He is out like a light.-

Oh...man you're really gone.

Did I go a bit overboard?

[Arcueid prods at Soldier with her foot, shaking him a bit to see if he'd snap out of it.]

Ohh...I hope I didn't kill you.

No, you didn't kill him. Takes a lot more than that to kill him. He'll be up in a minute.

*Pyro's sitting on the ground near the cooler full of beer, smoking.*

Want one?

A cigarette? No thanks, I don't smoke.

[Arcueid gives Soldier one last look before she goes to sit down on the other side of the cooler. She wants to be there when he wakes up.]

Do you two do stuff like this a lot? If so, I'm gonna have to walk down this street more often.

A smoke, a beer, whatever. You want a drink?

*There's a bit of blood trickling down from under Pyro's pot helmet.*

Only when we're bored and drunk. It...happens a lot.

[Arcueid fishes a beer out of the cooler, popping it open and taking a swig.]

Yea, I'm gonna have to walk down this street more often. You two are fun.

I never see those BLU guys that you don't like doing this kind of stuff. That's the difference, right? You guys wear red, and the others wear blue?

There's more of a difference than that...Somewhere. They're a bunch of uptight jackasses.

Like, they don't like to run into each other with pots on their heads and other fun stuff like that?

[Arcueid sips at her beer...bleh. But she still drinks it, cuz she's kind of thirsty.]

Pretty much. There's other stuff, too, but...can't think of it.

That sounds pretty boring.

So, what, you guys and the blue guys are in a war or something in your world? I hear all of you sometimes.

Yep. We're mercenaries in the same war.

So you're each mercenaries on different sides?

...and do you guys really call yourselves red team and blue team? Like some kind of game show?

Yep.

no. RED and BLU - Reliable Excavation and Demolition and...Builder's League United, I think.

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