Tenth Rocket Jump

[unlessitsafarm]

-Ladies and gentlemen, this is 849 Goldberg Street. And for those of you who are not already familiar with it, THIS is the home of the Soldier.

He is drunk. And so is muffled_noises. And they have pots on their heads.

What are they doing with pots on their heads? They are ramming each other.

Ladies and gentlemen, this is 849 Goldberg Street. And this is not unusual.-

Comments

[mokkori-love.livejournal.com]

[Eyeroll. And puts on the pot.]

This is ridiculous. Do you wear these around town? You won't get any pretty mokkori ladies with them.

[unless-itsafarm.livejournal.com]

- goes the shovel.-

[mokkorilove.livejournal.com]

[Falls into a heap.

AND THEN IS RIGHT BACK ON HIS FEET.

MY SKULL HURTS.]

Are you trying to instigate a war?

[unless-itsafarm.livejournal.com]

Hmm...

HEY PYRO! Come check this maggot out!

[muffled-noises.livejournal.com]

*Pyro comes back over at Soldier's calling, a large sledgehammer in hand. He's just grinning.*

Yeah?

[mokkori-love.livejournal.com]

[NOT IMPRESSED. o plz that mallet is like, 1/100's of the usual I get hit by.]

[ARM FOLD.]

[muffled-noises.livejournal.com]

*Nope, not a single word more from Pyro before he swings it right at his head.*

[mokori-love.livejournal.com]

[Oh come on, I didn't even do anything to you. Ducks and evades. Of course his arms are still folded because he's cool like that.]

[Pops back up, frowning.]

Oi, cut it out. That's really rude.

[muffled-noises.livejournal.com]

Yeah, well. You're here.

*Swings it again.*

1/2

[mokori-love.livejournal.com]

[Jumps back from the swing and--]

[mokori-love.livejournal.com]

[YEAH FUCK YOU NYAAAA.]

[muffled-noises.livejournal.com]

*He steps around behind him and makes like he's going to give up...only he totally doesn't and makes another swing. Pyro is unimpressed.*

[mokori-love.livejournal.com]

[I can do this all day, brosef!

SWAN DIVE CARTWHEEL~]

[muffled-noises.livejournal.com]

*So can he. He might just end up throwing the thing at you and good luck dodging that.*

[mokori-love.livejournal.com]

[I'M TELLING OLIVIER YOU'RE BULLYING ME.]

[Catches the sledgehammer with his FACE. Meh, his nose is bleeding, but it's hardly a problem after dealing with Kaori for so many years... I kind of miss her, even.]

You guys are just being unprofessional.

[Throws sledgehammer over shoulder.]

[muffled-noises.livejournal.com]

...Holy shit.

*Pyro's completely dumbfounded for the moment.*

...I'm gonna need that back.

[mokkorilove.livejournal.com]

Get it yourself! You're the one who threw it.

[FROWN.]

Do you guys beat each other senseless every day? I mean, I knew Mayfield was boring, but there's gotta be a better way to handle your aggression.