First Rocket Jump

[unlessitsafarm]

-The voice that comes over the phone is not happy. In fact, it is the epitome of angry.-

MEDIC! WHAT IN THE BLUE BLAZING HELL DID YOU PUT IN MY COFFEE, YOU SICK NAZI SON OF A BITCH!

...


... Mashed potatoes are good, though.



WHY AM I MARRIED TO A JAP? WITH A JAP SON?


... Turkey ain't bad either...


I WANT SOME ANSWERS AND I WANT THEM ON THE DOUBLE! AND THEY'D BETTER BE GOOD OR SO HELP ME GOD'S GREATEST NATION WILL COME DOWN ON YOU LIKE TEN KINDS OF SPECIAL HELL, YOU SORRY SACKS OF MAGGOT PISS!

Comments

[ra-ra-razputin.livejournal.com]

...!

Coach Oleander?

[unless-itsafarm.livejournal.com]

DO I SOUND LIKE YER CHESS COACH, MAGGOT?

[ra-ra-razputin.livejournal.com]

...Chess coach? No, I guess not. You're way angrier.

[unless-itsafarm.livejournal.com]

OF COURSE I'M ANGRY! WHAT IN THE BLUE BLAZES IS EVEN GOING ON HERE?

superlate post is GO

[ra-ra-razputin.livejournal.com]

Well, I guess I can't fault you for that. You're trapped here like everybody else. Whoever's in charge here just keeps us in this weird town and does weird stuff to us all the time, like... lock everyone in kitchens, apparently.

[unless-itsafarm.livejournal.com]

Son, do you expect me to believe a word of what you just said?

[ra-ra-razputin.livejournal.com]

Not really. I didn't believe much of it at first, either.

[unless-itsafarm.livejournal.com]

WHELP It's the best thing I've heard so far, anyways.

[ra-ra-razputin.livejournal.com]

Glad I could help?