First Rocket Jump

[unlessitsafarm]

-The voice that comes over the phone is not happy. In fact, it is the epitome of angry.-

MEDIC! WHAT IN THE BLUE BLAZING HELL DID YOU PUT IN MY COFFEE, YOU SICK NAZI SON OF A BITCH!

...


... Mashed potatoes are good, though.



WHY AM I MARRIED TO A JAP? WITH A JAP SON?


... Turkey ain't bad either...


I WANT SOME ANSWERS AND I WANT THEM ON THE DOUBLE! AND THEY'D BETTER BE GOOD OR SO HELP ME GOD'S GREATEST NATION WILL COME DOWN ON YOU LIKE TEN KINDS OF SPECIAL HELL, YOU SORRY SACKS OF MAGGOT PISS!

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[muffled-noises.livejournal.com]

*oh fucking hell, what timing*

[weaponsparked.livejournal.com]

...

Oh please tell me you aren't this place's incarnation of a weapons master with black armor...

[inb4gar.livejournal.com]

[Oh god already getting a headache from this.]

What is this guy's problem? I can already tell I'm not going to like this at all.

You must be the new head of household... I suppose it's better than having a drone person taking the 'father' role.

[yourfaithfulpet.livejournal.com]

[Unlike Shirou, who seems to be taking this at least calmly. Nana's absolutely terrified and may or may not be lurking back away from the dining room altogether. He was big and loud, which was scary enough but the fact that he was apparently offended by her very presence was just the icing on the cake to speak.]

[brbpouncingyou.livejournal.com]

You are so looooud.

Shut up.

[bustydefense.livejournal.com]

Calmed down any?

[ra-ra-razputin.livejournal.com]

...!

Coach Oleander?