First Rocket Jump

[unlessitsafarm]

-The voice that comes over the phone is not happy. In fact, it is the epitome of angry.-

MEDIC! WHAT IN THE BLUE BLAZING HELL DID YOU PUT IN MY COFFEE, YOU SICK NAZI SON OF A BITCH!

...


... Mashed potatoes are good, though.



WHY AM I MARRIED TO A JAP? WITH A JAP SON?


... Turkey ain't bad either...


I WANT SOME ANSWERS AND I WANT THEM ON THE DOUBLE! AND THEY'D BETTER BE GOOD OR SO HELP ME GOD'S GREATEST NATION WILL COME DOWN ON YOU LIKE TEN KINDS OF SPECIAL HELL, YOU SORRY SACKS OF MAGGOT PISS!

Comments

[inb4gar.livejournal.com]

You're in a town called Mayfield around the 1950's time somewhere in America. You are kidnapped like the rest of the town's majority of residents and your possessions have all been taken away and the only way to get them back is if the mayor of this town mails them back to you somehow.

Are you with me so far?

[unless-itsafarm.livejournal.com]

... What kind of sick little...

I REFUSE to believe the American Government has any hand in this!

[inb4gar.livejournal.com]

You are free to ask any other person living in this town how long they have been here and what country this is. Chances are that they will be the same.

[unless-itsafarm.livejournal.com]

Do you hate American, son?

[inb4gar.livejournal.com]

What does that have to do with anything?

[unless-itsafarm.livejournal.com]

It's a simple question. Answer it.