First Rocket Jump

[unlessitsafarm]

-The voice that comes over the phone is not happy. In fact, it is the epitome of angry.-

MEDIC! WHAT IN THE BLUE BLAZING HELL DID YOU PUT IN MY COFFEE, YOU SICK NAZI SON OF A BITCH!

...


... Mashed potatoes are good, though.



WHY AM I MARRIED TO A JAP? WITH A JAP SON?


... Turkey ain't bad either...


I WANT SOME ANSWERS AND I WANT THEM ON THE DOUBLE! AND THEY'D BETTER BE GOOD OR SO HELP ME GOD'S GREATEST NATION WILL COME DOWN ON YOU LIKE TEN KINDS OF SPECIAL HELL, YOU SORRY SACKS OF MAGGOT PISS!

Comments

[weaponsparked.livejournal.com]

... Just... tell me your name isn't... Ironhide. Please.

[unless-itsafarm.livejournal.com]

... Are you coming on to me? Are you some kind of floppy wrist faggot?

[weaponsparked.livejournal.com]

... I have no idea what you're asking me.

[unless-itsafarm.livejournal.com]

THE QUALITY OF METAL WHICH MY HIDE CONSISTS OF IS NONE OF YOUR GODDAMNED BUSINESS, YOU QUEER-EYE BASTARD!

[weaponsparked.livejournal.com]

... It's just a name.

[unless-itsafarm.livejournal.com]

A name? A NAME?

NAMES ON THE BATTLEFIELD DON'T MAKE YOU SOUND LIKE YOU TWIDDLE DICKS, SON!

[weaponsparked.livejournal.com]

What? I don't... are you certain you're speaking English or...?

[unless-itsafarm.livejournal.com]

Of course it's not english! I SPEAK AMERICAN!

[weaponsparked.livejournal.com]

... Oh forget it, this is useless.

[unless-itsafarm.livejournal.com]

DAMN RIGHT YOU'RE USELESS, LIBERACHE!

[weaponsparked.livejournal.com]

... Liber what?

[unless-itsafarm.livejournal.com]

... I hate you. I don't even know you and I hate you.

[weaponsparked.livejournal.com]

That feeling, at least, is mutual.