unlessitsafarm: (And beat the living CRAP out them!)
RED Soldier ([personal profile] unlessitsafarm) wrote2009-11-26 09:08 pm
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First Rocket Jump

-The voice that comes over the phone is not happy. In fact, it is the epitome of angry.-

MEDIC! WHAT IN THE BLUE BLAZING HELL DID YOU PUT IN MY COFFEE, YOU SICK NAZI SON OF A BITCH!

...


... Mashed potatoes are good, though.



WHY AM I MARRIED TO A JAP? WITH A JAP SON?


... Turkey ain't bad either...


I WANT SOME ANSWERS AND I WANT THEM ON THE DOUBLE! AND THEY'D BETTER BE GOOD OR SO HELP ME GOD'S GREATEST NATION WILL COME DOWN ON YOU LIKE TEN KINDS OF SPECIAL HELL, YOU SORRY SACKS OF MAGGOT PISS!
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[identity profile] yourfaithfulpet.livejournal.com 2009-11-29 10:35 pm (UTC)(link)
[Eyes him, eyes the turkey]

Well we'll have to find out then.

[Grabs a knife and starts to neatly slice it in half, see no turkey spies here.]

[identity profile] unless-itsafarm.livejournal.com 2009-11-30 01:01 am (UTC)(link)
-He's still giving it the eye.-

[identity profile] yourfaithfulpet.livejournal.com 2009-11-30 10:37 am (UTC)(link)
Look, it's in pieces. See? It can't do anything.

[To prove her point she's serving herself some more turkey because suddenly she's starving.]

If anything, if we eat it it'll be gone so there won't be anything to worry about.

[identity profile] unless-itsafarm.livejournal.com 2009-11-30 10:47 am (UTC)(link)
Well, when you put it that way...

-He begins eating VERY quickly. You learn to eat fast in times of war, after all.-

[identity profile] yourfaithfulpet.livejournal.com 2009-11-30 11:51 am (UTC)(link)
[Surprise, surprise. There were already moments where she didn't dislike him so much as normal...like right now. In fact, she's rather having a giggle at your expense, but it's okay she's going to help you eat the spy turkey.]

This is actually pretty good.

[She's not military, never has been, and so of course doesn't eat like one.]

[identity profile] unless-itsafarm.livejournal.com 2009-11-30 12:20 pm (UTC)(link)
Yes, ma'am! Definitely worth the spy check!

-Technically he was never military either. But when you're on the same team as Heavy, well... there you go.-

[identity profile] yourfaithfulpet.livejournal.com 2009-11-30 04:18 pm (UTC)(link)
Really, that was half cute in some weird way.]

Oh definitely, it was very worth it.

[She wasn't a big detail person, he acted military and that was more than enough to satisfy her that he was military.]

[identity profile] unless-itsafarm.livejournal.com 2009-11-30 09:30 pm (UTC)(link)
-Can't talk, too busy stuffing face-

[identity profile] yourfaithfulpet.livejournal.com 2009-11-30 10:23 pm (UTC)(link)
[Ah, blissful quiet for once. Maybe this was the secret, keep him eating and he can't yell. She'd remember this for the future.]
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