First Rocket Jump

[unlessitsafarm]

-The voice that comes over the phone is not happy. In fact, it is the epitome of angry.-

MEDIC! WHAT IN THE BLUE BLAZING HELL DID YOU PUT IN MY COFFEE, YOU SICK NAZI SON OF A BITCH!

...


... Mashed potatoes are good, though.



WHY AM I MARRIED TO A JAP? WITH A JAP SON?


... Turkey ain't bad either...


I WANT SOME ANSWERS AND I WANT THEM ON THE DOUBLE! AND THEY'D BETTER BE GOOD OR SO HELP ME GOD'S GREATEST NATION WILL COME DOWN ON YOU LIKE TEN KINDS OF SPECIAL HELL, YOU SORRY SACKS OF MAGGOT PISS!

Comments

[unless-itsafarm.livejournal.com]

Where can I get some barbed wire?

[bustydefense.livejournal.com]

You can try the hardware store, but I doubt they care barbed wire.

[unless-itsafarm.livejournal.com]

Well I'll find SOMETHING that works, damnit.

[bustydefense.livejournal.com]

For what?

[unless-itsafarm.livejournal.com]

Hill defense!

[bustydefense.livejournal.com]

... I'm sorry?

[unless-itsafarm.livejournal.com]

It's not something I expect a woman to understand.

[bustydefense.livejournal.com]

... Try me.

[unless-itsafarm.livejournal.com]

Heh heh, don't you worry your pretty head over it, ma'am. I've got this covered.

[bustydefense.livejournal.com]

I'm sure you do. Good luck finding hills to defend.