First Rocket Jump

[unlessitsafarm]

-The voice that comes over the phone is not happy. In fact, it is the epitome of angry.-

MEDIC! WHAT IN THE BLUE BLAZING HELL DID YOU PUT IN MY COFFEE, YOU SICK NAZI SON OF A BITCH!

...


... Mashed potatoes are good, though.



WHY AM I MARRIED TO A JAP? WITH A JAP SON?


... Turkey ain't bad either...


I WANT SOME ANSWERS AND I WANT THEM ON THE DOUBLE! AND THEY'D BETTER BE GOOD OR SO HELP ME GOD'S GREATEST NATION WILL COME DOWN ON YOU LIKE TEN KINDS OF SPECIAL HELL, YOU SORRY SACKS OF MAGGOT PISS!

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[bustydefense.livejournal.com]

Calmed down any?

[unless-itsafarm.livejournal.com]

DO I SOUND CALM TO YOU?

... Well the turkey did simmer me out a little.

[bustydefense.livejournal.com]

It's hard to give information to someone who's yelling and not listening.

[unless-itsafarm.livejournal.com]

Well, gimme a few more bites of this drumstick...

[bustydefense.livejournal.com]

[Waits patiently, while questioning her judgment]

[unless-itsafarm.livejournal.com]

-You'll be waiting awhile.-

[bustydefense.livejournal.com]

[That's all right. The alternative of having him continue to yell over the phones compels her to at least try.]

[unless-itsafarm.livejournal.com]

-There's an audible sound of him licking his fingers and making affirmative sounds. That was some good turkey.-

Now... what were you saying, ma'am?

[bustydefense.livejournal.com]

Well, I suppose that answers my first question.

Is there anything you'd like to know that I might be able to answer?

[unless-itsafarm.livejournal.com]

Where can I get some barbed wire?

[bustydefense.livejournal.com]

You can try the hardware store, but I doubt they care barbed wire.

[unless-itsafarm.livejournal.com]

Well I'll find SOMETHING that works, damnit.

[bustydefense.livejournal.com]

For what?

[unless-itsafarm.livejournal.com]

Hill defense!

[bustydefense.livejournal.com]

... I'm sorry?

[unless-itsafarm.livejournal.com]

It's not something I expect a woman to understand.

[bustydefense.livejournal.com]

... Try me.

[unless-itsafarm.livejournal.com]

Heh heh, don't you worry your pretty head over it, ma'am. I've got this covered.

[bustydefense.livejournal.com]

I'm sure you do. Good luck finding hills to defend.